Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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