I think I am morally bankrupt
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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