ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
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