you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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