If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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