...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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