and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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