That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I cut my penus on the lid.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
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