we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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