these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
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