Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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