so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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