Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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