AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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