I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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