what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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