Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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