Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Randomize
