Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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