Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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