I wanna passion pit in your ass
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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