My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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