Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
it's not cheating when I paid for it
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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