I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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