Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Randomize
