Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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