Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
there was a trapeze. enough said
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
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