I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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