I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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