someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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