I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
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