two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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