i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Randomize
