The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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