i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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