There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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