no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
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