i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Randomize
