Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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