CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I need to calm my uterus...
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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