the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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