they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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