Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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