the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Randomize
