I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
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