Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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