Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
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