Welp...herpes.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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