So drunk its hurt
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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