so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
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